Funny Life Quotes Collection

God has given us life to enjoy. So we should enjoy every moment of life. We should try our best to make every moment of life enjoyable and joyful. However, there are some peoples who think that you can enjoy life only if you have lot of money and successful career, but thats not true. Happiness is lies within us. It is up to us how we see our life and how we react to our problems. You can enjoy life for what you have. It is ones thoughts that make a person happy or sad. Make your thoughts positive and creative and then youll be able to enjoy your life. You just need to see the humorous side of life that gives you a good laughter. So, here are Some Funny Life Quotes to look at the Humorous side of your life.

1. Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. —Samuel Butler

2. It’s possible, you can never know, that the universe exists only for me. If so, it’s sure going well for me, I must admit. —– Bill Gates

3. The notion of looking on at life has always been hateful to me. What am I if I am not a participant? In order to be, I must participate. – Antoine de Saint-Exupery ”

4. The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. —-George Carlin

5. In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back. —– Charlie Brown

6. It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over. —– Edna St. Vincent Millay

7. The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. —-John Barrymore

8. Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination. —– Christopher Isherwood

9. Someone said to Voltaire, Life is hard. Voltaire replied, Compared to what?

10. You’re alive. Do something. The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act. —- Barbara Hall

11. I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it. —–Jack Handey

12. Every second we waste laughing at each other is no second wasted at all. Happiness is not knowing the bucket’s behind you. —– Unlucky Sun

13. Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. —– Douglas Adams

14. You should always learn, with life comes wisdom and with wisdom comes the courage to live your life selflessly. The more you learn about yourself and the experiences surrounding your life the more opportunities you have to make your life better and more fulfilling. —-Amy Candy

15. Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. —Brendan Gill

16. Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. —-Anonymous

17. Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing. —-Yiddish Proverb

18. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, theres a 90% probability youll get it wrong. —-” Andy Rooney

19. No one owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death. —William Burroughs

20. And did you get what you wanted in this life even so? I did And what is it you wanted? To call myself beloved To feel myself beloved on the earth. —-Raymond Carver